From the Depths of Wikipedia

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:42 am

nockermensch wrote:
Ancient History wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kajukenbo

Kajukenbo is a hybrid martial art that combines Western Boxing, Judo, Jujutsu, Kenpo Karate, Eskrima, Tang Soo Do, and Kung Fu. It was founded in 1947 in Oahu, Hawaii, at the Palama Settlement. The original purpose of the art was to deal with local criminals. The founders were Sijo ("founder") Adriano Emperado, Peter Young Yil Choo, Joe Holck, Frank Ordonez, and George Chang (sometimes mistakenly referred to as Clarence Chang) who called themselves the Black Belt Society. The founders of Kajukenbo wanted to develop an art that would "make them invincible in the most difficult streets of Hawaii".
QUALITY

...do Hawaiian criminals not have guns?

erik · Post by **erik** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:22 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_shorts

erik · Post by **erik** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:30 pm

Prak_Anima wrote: ...do Hawaiian criminals not have guns?

Mostly not. Hawaii has a lot less guns than other states, more reasonable gun control laws and being isolated they can actually make it stick. That and there's no pretense of needing guns to keep deer population down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violen ... s_by_state

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:31 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_India

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:56 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_soup

nockermensch · Post by **nockermensch** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:18 pm

erik wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_shorts

I'll say, this article is such a boner-killer.

erik · Post by **erik** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:19 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_as_planned

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:27 pm

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:22 pm

erik wrote:
Prak_Anima wrote: ...do Hawaiian criminals not have guns?
Mostly not. Hawaii has a lot less guns than other states, more reasonable gun control laws and being isolated they can actually make it stick. That and there's no pretense of needing guns to keep deer population down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violen ... s_by_state

Oh, well ok then. The creation of Kajukenbo makes more sense now.

Ancient History wrote:http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261

I now really want to drop SCP 261 into a game of D&D. I just need to figure out the best way of creating the chart that produces the random contents.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:31 pm

Well, just remember that the elixir of cola costs 600 gp.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:43 pm

I'm considering breaking the results down into themes (harmful, narcotic, unnerving, etc) and forms (food, drink, live creature, etc) and then improving based on that.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:18 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_French_Angel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederate_History_Month

Essence · Post by **Essence** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:14 pm

So at some point, an ice cream man convicted of arson and sextuple homicide escaped from prison in order to superglue himself to Buckingham Palace.

What a wonderful world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:16 pm

Essence wrote:So at some point, an ice cream man convicted of arson and sextuple homicide escaped from prison in order to superglue himself to Buckingham Palace.

What a wonderful world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars

Wait, what the hell? Hold up. Let's check this out.

Zoom in.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars

Zoom in.

Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars

Zoom in. Enhance. Crop. Compare.

sextuple homicide

Glasgow

Now it becomes clear....

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:29 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithraic_mysteries

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:33 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_gold_currency

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:43 am

"It's Christmas, this is your lucky day"

radthemad4 · Post by **radthemad4** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:22 pm

Not wikipedia, but if scp counts, I figured why not.

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Hobo

Now I just need one on murder and I can finally become an adventurer.